We're hilarious.

  • Me: I miss you! and your penis
  • Boyfriend: my penis says yo
  • Boyfriend: and he asked if you have been taking care of his home
  • Boyfriend: while he has been away
  • Me: yeah but there was a flood D:
  • Boyfriend: he said keep the damn kids off his lawn
  • Me: yeah someone shot the kids
  • Me: it was a blood bath
  • Boyfriend: he said thats fine he will just move in with the asshole down the street
  • Boyfriend: ZING
  • Boyfriend: It'a a tight space
  • me: you will never guess what I'm craving
  • boyfriend: chocolate
  • boyfriend: Jetz
  • boyfriend: fish
  • boyfriend: da dick

while taking my cold medicine today I was singing “shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots! EVERYBODY!”

So this just happened. Ahahaha

So this just happened. Ahahaha

well that was awkward.

I went to listen to 1000 ships by Rachel Platten and accidentally typed “1000 shits” 

Perfect.

Perfect.

iRock

iRock

I’m a geeky, classy, creative, photographer , Christian, interesting, entrepreneur, and completely different then any other girl in the world. You can put money on that.